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[factuallysatan]

... can I have breasts? I've always wanted to try that.

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Me too.

[ He's laughing right now. So hard. ]

When am I moving in, by the way?

[factuallysatan]

Hm. How's tomorrow for you?

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Oh. Okay. I suppose tomorrow... works.

You really don't waste time, do you?

[factuallysatan]

I simply don't want the sheer mediocrity of your current living space to swallow you up. It concerns me.

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I created that living space. You aren't concerned that the sheer mediocrity originates with me and not the other way around?

[factuallysatan]

Absolutely not.

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And that's why you're amazing.

[factuallysatan]

Don't expect much from others, do you, darling?

Be careful with that.

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It's the lesser of two evils.

Either you expect too little and that's what you'll get or you expect too much and they'll let you down.

[factuallysatan]

My therapist would be unimpressed with your logic here. Not sure how or why, exactly, but then again, that's why I pay her to know these things.

Have you considered therapy? Humans find it quite useful, too, or so I'm told.

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My mother's a therapist. We used to joke I'd never need another session in my life, growing up with her.

My best guess is that I'll need more than just one more session, really.

[factuallysatan]

Yes, that sounds a bit terrifying. I'm relieved my mother has very little insight with regards to these matters or I'm sure we'd all be monumentally screwed.

Well. More screwed, I should say.

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I didn't know you had a mother.

[factuallysatan]

No? It's biblical fine-print, I suppose.

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I was always better at prayers than at scripture, so color me surprised.

[factuallysatan]

In any case, she's leaving this dimension as soon as I can get her underways.

I'll text you Lucas' number. His lot will have you moved in no time whatsoever.

[solosection]

Thank you. I appreciate it. Once I'm installed, I'll throw a party, you can expect to be invited.

[factuallysatan]

Oh, lovely! I'll bring the strippers.

[solosection]

Please do.

[factuallysatan]

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