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[factuallysatan]

Such a good question. If only I could sprinkle some of your well-meaning curiosity on the LAPD, maybe I'd actually be getting somewhere, trying to answer it.

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I noticed they aren't too interested in your whereabouts in general.

[factuallysatan]

But luckily, someone else was. I'm told you did your very utmost in my absence, Elio. Thank you.

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You're welcome. I'll gladly make myself the laughing stock at the precinct for your sake.

[factuallysatan]

I should tell you - my tiny coworker actually beat me up over your tragic fate so. It's obviously a saga more so than a comedy.

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Remember to thank your colleague for me. You've disrupted my beauty sleep for two nights in a row, I think a little punishment is called for.

[factuallysatan]

Well, excuse me for getting knocked unconscious and dragged away, only to wake up with far too many appendages. It's a bloody scandal!

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What do you mean? Appendages?

[factuallysatan]

Wings, darling. I'm talking about my bloody wings. Can you believe His nerve? Perhaps Nietzsche really had the right idea.

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Oh. Your... Oh. Lucifer, do you really think your father would... give you new wings? I mean, like this?

[factuallysatan]

Obviously! Who else would it be? And the timing is mightily suspicious, as I just helped my Mum escape His clutches a few days ago. Clearly, he's trying to send me a message but fear not, I have responded in kind.

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If I ask what you did, will you tell me?

[factuallysatan]

Oh, sure. It's not a secret.

I cut them off. :)

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If you didn't want them, you shouldn't feel forced to keep them, of course.

[factuallysatan]

Exactly! You've such a natural sensitivity towards these things, darling, it's marvelous.

Oh, I should tell you - there's a new piano for you. Come try it out, yes? Tonight?

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Will you be there, too?

[factuallysatan]

Yes indeed. ♥

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Then, I'll see you there.